We all know there are far too many people who suck, but what can we do? Murder is out, it's not worth the prison time. So what's a misanthrope to do? Might we suggest killing them with kindness? Sure it's a slow process but the alternative has its own problems. Whether your life is full of difficult people or you're just an antisocial introvert who wants to be left alone, the kill them with kindess strategy is a delighfully passive aggressive way to dispatch with the human annoyances in your life.

If someone has you feeling stabby, killing them with kindness is a perfect way to keep yourself out of trouble. This sassy sarcastic shirt makes a great gift for the friend who's often heard saying "I hate people" and could use a new approach to human interaction.

Shirt Info:

• Pre-shrunk poly/cotton/rayon blend
• Scoop neck
• Relaxed fit

Our stylish, light weight dolman tees are made with a poly/cotton/rayon blend. They feature a scoop neck, side seam construction, and a curved bottom hem.

We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio. Due to the nature of the blended fabric used to create these shirts prints will have a more faded vintage look as depicted in product photos.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our dolman scoop neck shirts have a relaxed fit, measurements as follows:
Small 18.5 inch wide chest x 26.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 2-4)
Medium 19.5 inch wide chest x 26.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 6-10)
Large 20.5 inch wide chest x 27.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 10-14)
X-Large 22 inch wide chest x 27.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 14-18)
2X-Large: 23.5 inch wide chest x 28.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 18-20)
3X-Large: 25 inch wide chest x 28.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 22-24)